Boasting, like gilded armour, is very different inside from outside.

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.

Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.