With this kind of camera-phone madness we have got, moments are diluted into self-contained edited experiences.
Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one
In show business, never underestimate the power of saying "no".
I just love the subversion of dialogue in sitcoms, stand-up is monologue and that is entertaining for a lot of people but personally I find it a bit trying, which is a weird thing to say as a stand-up! I love people aping normal conversation and twisting it so it becomes hilarious.
No wonder this circuit failed. It says 'Made in Japan'.
I'd always written rhymes but I was scared to share them. They stayed on paper or in my head, until I started going to watch battles and eventually thought to myself, "I'm definitely as good as some of these guys, and maybe even better than them".