I know all about the facts of life, and I don't think much of them.

The one Bach piece I learnt made me feel I was being repeatedly hit on the head with a teaspoon.

Contemplation seems to be about the only luxury that costs nothing.

The Devil's out of fashion.

I could marry the Devil himself if he had some money.

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.