Ham with mustard is a meal of glory

Ah, but you're the insidious type--Jane Eyre with of touch of Becky Sharp. A thoroughly dangerous girl.

Perhaps it would really be rather dull to be married and settled for life. Liar! It would be heaven.

I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.

... for I know I shall be interrupted-- I shall want to be, really, because life is too exciting to sit still for long.

I have really sinned. I am going to pause now, and sit here on the mound repenting in deepest shame.

Americans do seem to say things which make the English notice England.