I come from a family of 12, so I kind of got a little lost as a child.

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.

You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.

I write for myself things that I've gone through.

You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

I was not a natural beauty, and I always wanted to be pretty. I just have such an outgoing personality that it's fitting that I would be overdone.