After you reach a certain age, they think you’re over. Well, I will never be over. I’ll be making records if I have to sell them out of the trunk of my car. I’ve done that in my past, and I’d do it again.

Anyone who knows or cares anything about real country music will agree that George Jones is the voice of it.

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

You gotta keep trying to find your niche and trying to fit into whatever slot that's left for you or to make one of your own.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.