I've been to those places where it's 'poor, pitiful me.'

Wouldn't it be something if we could have things we love in abudance without their losing that special attraction the want of them held for us.

I love Velveeta cheese.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms. It's a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature.