If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

I wear wigs all the time on shows, and every day when I'm in public, at Dollywood. People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.'

You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.

I know when something ain't right, and I know exactly what I will or won't tolerate.

I'm not intimidated by how people perceive me.

My best country record only sold 200,000 copies. I didn't have enough money for the band and the arrangements and the costumes and all. I had to move into wider fields.

I hope you're never happy with anybody but me, and every face you look into, I hope you're haunted by me. Yes, I'm possessive and jealous, at least I speak honestly.