Smile, it increases you face value.

I am a seeker, a poor, sinful creature, there is no weaker than I.

I know it's corny - but I love 'Jingle Bells!'

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

If you're feeling low, don't despair. The sun has a sinking spell every night, but it comes back up every morning.

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.

I'm not trying to be fashionable. Never was!