I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like.

God tells us not to judge one another, no matter what anyone's sexual preferences are or if they're black, brown or purple.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

I'll never harden my heart but I've toughened the muscles around it.