I feel that sin and evil are the negative part of you, and I think it's like a battery: you've got to have the negative and the positive in order to be a complete person.

George Jones was my all time favorite singer and one of my favorite people in the world.

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.

Less is not more. More is more.

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they've been very loyal and kind to me.

I wear wigs all the time on shows, and every day when I'm in public, at Dollywood. People say, 'How many wigs do you have?' And I say, 'Well, at least 365 because I wear at least one a day.'

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.