There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all the struggles that people have. I'm just a friendly person. And I hopefully have a good sense of humor. People get a kick out of my stupidity.

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

A gypsy told me I was going to do great things. I was going to make all kinds of money.

I am amazed at the response of my being on the show. Everywhere I go, every young person points at me and says "Hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "Are you Aunt Dolly?" I love doing the show and I love Miley and Billy Ray [Cyrus]. I am proud to be her honorary Godmother.

Wondering if God loves us when we're cheating? Oh, but why he lets us feel things, if it's wrong.

I believe above the storm the smallest prayer will still be heard.