I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

My biggest extravagances are also investments. I have several houses in California, a house in Nashville, an office complex, and I bought the old home place in Tennessee. They are different places for me to write, but I can turn right around and sell them.

You have to work hard, in order to get anything done.

God tells us not to judge one another, no matter what anyone's sexual preferences are or if they're black, brown or purple.

My songs are the door to every dream I've ever had and every success I've ever achieved.

There's nothing like white trash at the White House.