I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked.

I can't do nothing just a little.

I ain't never far away from a pencil and paper or a tape recorder.

If I could get their attention long enough, I felt they would see beneath the boobs and find the heart, and that they would see beneath the wig and find the brains. I think one big part of whatever appeal I possess is the fact that I look totally one way and that I am totally another. I look artificial, but I'm not.

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.

So many of my relatives didn't get a chance to go to school, and my own Daddy couldn't read or write.