I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Cheating love is just as real as un-cheating love.

You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.

People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all the struggles that people have. I'm just a friendly person. And I hopefully have a good sense of humor. People get a kick out of my stupidity.

I'll just wait right here for you cause I know your new love won't last. I wound easy, but I heal fast.

Everybody has a purpose.

When you're 40, you can't ride the fence anymore. You gotta make definite decisions about your life.