Writing's just as natural to me as getting up and cooking breakfast.
If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.
I don't judge. I'm not God. We're supposed to be less judgmental and accept and be kind and love one another.
I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!