God knows when the end of time will come, not some fanatic... The world will end someday, but the end of the world and the end of time are two different things.

Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.

Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.

My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

Any business you go into, you have to think about how much money you are willing to put into it, and how much you are not.