My best country record only sold 200,000 copies. I didn't have enough money for the band and the arrangements and the costumes and all. I had to move into wider fields.

I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time someone helped the homely?

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

I can't do nothing just a little.

If we all climb together, we could climb the highest hill.

I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!

We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God light in us and we're supposed to let it shine. And not everybody wants to be like me and stick their neck out to get up on stage and perform. There are those like me, but there are also those that are of a shyer nature. And they're smarter than most of us that are out there showing our asses.