If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

My mother was always fascinated with the fact that I could rhyme so much stuff.

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I've got. Somebody's got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain't got this, somebody ain't got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate.

I'd love to develop and star in my own children's show, write children's books, do children's albums, movies, DVDs, etc.

If I'd married someone in show business, there'd be too much competition.