I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

I think everyone should be with who they love. I don't want to be controversial or stir up a bunch of trouble but people are going to love who they are going to love. I think gay couples should be allowed to marry. They should suffer just like us heterosexuals. Ha ha ha!

So many of my relatives didn't get a chance to go to school, and my own Daddy couldn't read or write.

When its family, you tolerate what you'd kill others for.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.