When people say to me less is more I reply, 'More is more'.

When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.

I will never retire unless I have to.

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.

If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

I would never stoop so low as to be fashionable.

I try not to go around looking like a hag.