My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!

I'm the kind of person who would rather rock in my rocking chair when I'm old and regret a few things that I did than to sit there and regret that I never tried.

There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it.

A gypsy told me I was going to do great things. I was going to make all kinds of money.

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen