I'll never graduate from collagen.
I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair
I will never retire unless I have to.
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.