You can't really make people be any different than what they are.

I've enjoyed all the parts of my career.

I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.

If we all climb together, we could climb the highest hill.

I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen. Momma used to say, "Aw, she's just trash," and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash.

If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

Above everything else I've done, I've always said I've had more guts than I've got talent.