When you come from where I come from, if anyone in the family makes it out, the others kind of come with you.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I remain totally convinced that if we can do one more simple thing to help kids and adults to learn more, it is to inspire them to read more.

I love Velveeta cheese.

I will never retire unless I have to.

'9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us.

I just kind of wake up with a new idea and new dreams every day, and I follow that dream, as they say.