I'd like to go on a hardcore safari in Africa, something off the beaten track with anti-poaching people and camping out in the savannah.

When I was at college, I worked in a department store called Brit Home Stores, which is a pretty lackluster department store, selling clothes for middle-aged women. My job was to walk the floor and find anything that was damaged, take it to the store room and log it.

I'd like to go on a hardcore safari in Africa, something off the beaten track with anti-poaching people and camping out in the savannah.

What would it take for me to eat human flesh? If that was the only way to stay alive, I would. I would eat anything.

My parents are pretty cool people.

My ultimate search has been for a muse.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.