The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
I've always wanted to play more comic parts.
I went to America to get away from constantly being cast in costume dramas, playing posh people.
I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.
I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.
I think I've got a funny face.