I'm fortunate that I've been in this business long enough that I've earned the right to be left alone by my record company.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

If dirt were dollars, I wouldn't have to worry anymore.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I don't care what anybody says about Ringo. I cut my rock-n-roll teeth listening to him.