We satisfy our endless needs and justify our bloody deeds in the name of destiny and in the name of God.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

So much time weeping and wailing and shaking our fists, creating enemies that really don't exist.

I am an expert witness because I say I am.

My creative life is a constant struggle to achieve a balance between letting things flow in and letting things flow out.

No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution, just people selling t-shirts.