Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Some records with drum machines on them sound phony and plastic. It all depends on how you use the tools.

I now derive physical and spiritual pleasure from gardening and there is tremendous satisfaction in knowing that I could survive almost anywhere if I had to.

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

In forty-five minutes, it'll all be done. We'll all be good and crispy, but we'll still be number one.

Mick Jagger can't even make a successful solo album, and the Stones are the biggest rock group that ever was.

So much time weeping and wailing and shaking our fists, creating enemies that really don't exist.