Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.
I am an expert witness because I say I am.
The more I know, the less I understand
Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up, but Johnny can't read.
I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.
There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.