If dirt were dollars, I wouldn't have to worry anymore.

I now derive physical and spiritual pleasure from gardening and there is tremendous satisfaction in knowing that I could survive almost anywhere if I had to.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I was flying back from Lubbock and I saw Jesus on the plane, or maybe it was Elvis. You know, they kind of look the same.

Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and independent distribution system. The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.

Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach. I feel it in the air, the summer's out of reach.

Playing the drums hurts my back.