Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive.
Once you become famous, there is nothing left but to become infamous.
The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.
I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.