I'd rather play a tune on a horn, but I've always felt that I didn't want to train myself. Because when you get a train, you've got to have an engine and a caboose. I think it's better to train the caboose. You train yourself, you strain yourself.

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.

Man has done a lot to make himself dangerous and animals get the worst of all of it. But then, man too is an animal.

I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.

I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.

We're all colored, or you wouldn't be able to see anyone.

The earth is Godʹs golf ball.