When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.

An audience can really lift you right up off the stage.

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

If you want to be a different fish, jump out of school.

I think Shakespeare is really the one. Words as music and music as words. Everything he wrote was good, which is really frightening.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.