A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.

I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what I do, but people seem to be able to hear it if they give it a chance. I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.

I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.

The earth is Godʹs golf ball.