Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal
What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
Any day above ground is a good one.
The true beauty of a woman is her inherent ability to make better a man in every way.
The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once you're gone.
Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal