Donald Fagen Quotes

I tried to grow up. Honest. Didn’t quite happen. I guess I’m someone for whom youth still seems more real than the present, or the half century in between. And why not? I'm deeply underwhelmed by most contemporary art, literature, music, films, TV, the heinous little phones, money talk, real estate talk, all that stuff. The Internet, which at first seemed so fascinating, appears to be evolving into something even worse than TV, but we'll see.

What do you do with what you're given, and how do you transform it into something worthwhile?

Melodies can be good depending on the context. You can have a simple melody, and if the harmony behind it is interesting, it can make a very simple melody really different. You can also have a complex melody. The more complex it is, the harder it is to sing, and then sometimes it can sound contrived. You could write a melody that would be fine on a saxophone but if you give it to a singer, it can sound raunchy.

I like it when songs develop in some way. Four minutes usually isn't enough time for something to develop musically.

I had a dream that Britney Spears rubbed her breasts in my face and Jennifer Lopez gave me head while Salma Hayek sucked my toes and the Olsen twins videotaped everything. I would have kept dreaming it, too, if I hadn't set off the smoke detector.

We don't think of ourselves as being perfectionists, really. To us it's more about desperately trying to have it sound more or less OK.

As jazz fans, it was amusing for us to play jazz harmonies on these big, ugly electric guitars.

I'm starting to get older, and began to think about mortality a little more. My mother died in 2003 and that was a big shock. When your parents start to die off, that's going to be a revelation. So for me, this album - although it might sound quite cheery - is really talking about death.

It's great to know that our old stuff still sounds good to our fans, just as it's wonderful to think that we've turned a few people on to jazz over the years.

Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.

I think of Steely Dan as being of its time, and it may be inseparable from its time.

I have a critical nature, in the sense that when I look at something I often look for the flaws.

I don't think you can escape the environment we live in now.

People are usually afraid to say what's on their mind.

When you get a groove going, time flies.