I would be a winner because I was a loser! That's right. I dream of failure every night of my life, and that's my secret. To makeit in this rat race you have to dream of failing every day. I mean, that is reality.

My first debate in high school--"Resolved: Girls are no good"--and I won!

My mother always used to say, 'There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.

American future lies in the East. The great free markets of the Pacific Rim are the American destiny.

Dr. Birdsell, my dramatic coach in school, always said that I was the most melancholy Dane that he had ever directed.

I'm not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits.