Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.
Donald O'ConnorThat is the godawful thing about television today. Performers don't have any place to hit and miss. You're either in or you're out; you don't have a chance to become good at your craft. If you make three pictures in a row and they don't go over, you're out of the business.
Donald O'ConnorI'd like to thank the Academy for my lifetime achievement award that I will eventually get.
Donald O'ConnorThey put me in a harness, like a horse, to learn the back somersault. It was weird up there when I put on that harness for the first time. The courage came with practice.
Donald O'Connor