Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up.

It's common knowledge that a large percentage of Wall Street brokers use astrology.

We do many things at the federal level that would be considered dishonest and illegal if done in the private sector.

You've got to give loyalty down, if you want loyalty up.

At dinner parties I sit below the salt now. There are a lot of interesting people there.

I read all these stories that I don't know anything about politics. But I must know something. I've had some good victories in Congress, and I've survived this town for four years.

When all else fails, tell the truth.