I know one thing, Bill Clinton hates Barack Obama.

You know, the people of Crimea, from what I've heard, would rather be with Russia than where they were.

America is dying at 1 percent GDP.

Wacko Glenn Beck is a sad answer to the Sarah Palin endorsement that [Ted] Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul.

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.

I'm not blaming George Bush. But I don't want Jeb Bush to say my brother kept us safe because September 11 was one of the worst days in the history of this country.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?