If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.