We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world.
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
There's nothing you can't prove if your outlook is only sufficiently limited.
To know one's own limitations is the hallmark of competence.
Advertise, or go under.
Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.