. . . the fellow's got a bee in his bonnet. Thinks God's a secretion of the liver--all right once in a way, but there's no need to keep on about it. There's nothing you can't prove if your outlook is only sufficiently limited.

Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds.

To foment grievance and to set men at variance is the trade by which agitators thrive and journalists make money.

Trouble shared is trouble halved.

God was executed by people painfully like us, in a society very similar to our own ... by a corrupt church, a timid politician, and a fickle proletariat led by professional agitators.

People who prefer to believe the worst of others will breed war and religious persecutions while the world lasts.

That there is a secret itself is a secret.