. . . the fellow's got a bee in his bonnet. Thinks God's a secretion of the liver--all right once in a way, but there's no need to keep on about it. There's nothing you can't prove if your outlook is only sufficiently limited.

The Devil is a spiritual lunatic, but, like many lunatics, he is extremely plausible and cunning.

On the strength of his literary output alone... any woman of sense would decline to tackle D.H. Lawrence at 1,000 pounds a night.

When cats sat staring into the fire they were thinking out problems.

A woman fit to be a man's wife is too good to be his servant.

It is impossible for human nature to believe that money is not there. It seems so much more likely that the money is there and only needs bawling for.

The dogma of the Incarnation is the most dramatic thing about Christianity, and indeed, the most dramatic thing that ever entered the mind of man; but if you tell people so, they stare at you in bewilderment.