What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

MID-TWENTIES BREAKDOWN: A period of mental collapse occurring in one's twenties, often caused by an inability to function outside of school or structured environments coupled with a realization of one's essential aloneness in the world. Often marks induction into the ritual of pharmaceutical usage.

Wilcox Fate is for losers.

It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?

Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right.

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.