It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write this. It felt kind of now-or-never for me.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

what I remember is the silence in spite of the noise. In my head it might just as well have been a snowy day in the country.

I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere -sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.

All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family - it's just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.

Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.