Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.

Nobody cares about worthiness. People care about what is real inside of you.

Here are some passing thoughts. Imagine looking up at the moon and seeing it burning. Imagine seeing the grocery store’s checkout girl grow horns. Imagine growing younger instead of older. Imagine feeling more powerful and more capable of falling in love with life every new day instead of being scared and sick and not knowing whether to stay under a sheet or venture forth into the cold.

I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere -sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.

I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.