Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

So where do you start when you want to start your life again?

I find people who prejudge reality TV to be annoying. Art comes from anywhere. Culture can ooze out of any crack. Prejudging is the death of creativity.

Once he entered my life, I promptly forgot all my years of putting on a brave face while browsing at bookstores until closing time, and of having one, two, three beers while watching crime shows and CNN. I completely forgot the hateful sensation of loneliness, like thirst and hunger together pressing on my stomach.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?