Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience.