All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.

I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

OPTION PARALYSIS: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.