All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.

Hasn't it been a long time since you had a flying dream?

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the store hits on him. A woman buys a book on loneliness and the store clears out.

...you spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young. Rules change along the way. The first things to go are those things you thought were eternal.

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.