just then a bee bumbled above us and stole our attention the way flying things can

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.

What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we're not animals?

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

maybe memories are like karaoke-where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling across the screen's bottom, and with everybody clapping at you, that you didn't know even half the lyrics to your all-time favourite song. Only afterwards, when someone else is up on stage humiliating themselves amid the clapping and laughing, do you realize that what you liiked most about your favourite song was precisely your ignorance of its full meaning- and you read more into it than maybe existed in the first place. I think it's better to not know the lyrics to your life.